By Christopher Moore
William Morrow 2018
352 pages Noir/Humor
Oh my goodness! What a hoot! Noir: A Novel is a send-up of every
pretentious noir or hard-boiled detective novel ever written.
As many of you know, I have been studying noir over the past
several months, ever since I read Deadbomb
Bingo Ray last year. Then Akashic
Books sent me three volumes of noir and neo-noir short stories which I
reviewed. Which led me to try to discover the difference between noir
and neo-noir. Then, just recently, a literature professor told me that
our local author Bonnie Jo Campbell’s books could be classified as “country
noir.” Now that was a term I had never heard of and will be another addition to
my reading agenda.
Well, anyway, let’s talk about Noir: A Novel, the humorist
Christopher Moore’s newest effort. Frankly, I had never read anything by
Christopher Moore, but if all his books are as funny as this one, I have got to
tune in to him more frequently.
The book takes place
in 1947 as the US is getting resettled following the war. The protagonist—the main
protagonist, at least—is Sam, a bartender at a grimy San Francisco saloon. The
other protagonist is a snake! We meet both in the first chapter when Sam
arrives at work and finds his boss dead on the floor, killed by snake venom.
The bar owner, Sal, was killed by the snake that Sam had delivered to the
bar because he has plans to go into the “snake whiz” business. Apparently many
Asian men are eager to buy snake pee as a cure for erectile dysfunction.
Of course there is a girl; in this case a gorgeous dime
store waitress named Stilton. Sam calls her “Cheese.” He falls instantly in
love with her after she walks into the bar one night. Sam says that Stilton has “the kind
of legs that kept her butt from resting on her shoes.” Much of the plot hinges
on Sam saving Cheese from a gathering of powerful, rich men that she has been
hired to entertain at a camp in the woods outside the city.
Oh, and I almost forgot, there is an alien—a little green
moon man. And a group of men—maybe government agents—out to find the little
guy. At this point, any resemblance to any classical noir goes completely off
the rails, and the reader just can’t stop laughing. One
reviewer says: “In keeping with the noir style, there are many divergent
plotlines that ultimately have to be tied up, and Moore’s solution—no spoilers
here—is unique to the genre.
The riffs on “noir speak” are incredibly funny. I found
myself underlining something silly on nearly every page. For example:
·
“The fog lay spread across the city like a
drowned whore—damp, cold, smelling of salt and diesel—a sea-sodden streetwalker
who’d just bonked a tugboat.”
·
“If you’re planning a caper, that’s the flatfoot
you want flapping after you. That mug couldn’t catch a cough in a tire fire.”
·
“he looked like a black-and-white character that
had stumbled into a Technicolor movie.”
Well, I could go on and on. Those three quotes were on just
3 pages. Dashell Hammet and Raymond Chandler are probably turning over in their
graves. A couple of the major reviewers, including Kirkus
and Publisher’s
Weekly didn’t particularly like Noir: A Novel, but most likely they
weren’t in the proper frame of mind. I read it over the Memorial Day weekend
when the temperatures were in the 90s and my brain was as frizzled as the
garden I had just planted. It all made perfect sense to me.
Christopher Moore’s
website.
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